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there's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My week    HTML BB Direct Link Share
my gps says time of arrival    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I wasn't that drunk last night!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My house isn't messy
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I think we'll be friends forever
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I've been dieting all morning    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I love you more than parents of honor students love bumper stickers    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My pets live here. You are just a guest!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You've stay up past sleepy    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum    HTML BB Direct Link Share
The weekend? I'll drink to that    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Your secrets are safe with me    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Please god cure my hangover    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Thank you for updating facebook again with what you ate for dinner    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Patience    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Junior High called. They want their drama back    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I can't stop drinking about you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I live in my pajamas    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I don't care how old I am, I am going in the bouncy castle    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I will never understand decaf coffee or non alcoholic beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I could never be an olympic sprinter because I couldn't go 10 seconds without checking my phone    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My mind is like Lets go to the gym but my body is all, Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You say I'm random. I say you just can't keep up with me    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week    HTML BB Direct Link Share
someone should install a breathalyzer on facebook    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I love you but when you chew like a cow I just want to slap you in the face!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Thank you for making me so angry    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I don't care what you think of me.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything    HTML BB Direct Link Share
The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I prefer not to think before speaking    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm seriously considering hiring a third grader to proofread your Facebook status updates for you    HTML BB Direct Link Share
common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking    HTML BB Direct Link Share
100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying    HTML BB Direct Link Share