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The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Does running late count as exercise?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Nothing shows maturity better than a good public fight on the internet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I'm starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Wow honey the house is so clean!    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I wish I was as thin as I actually was back when I thought I was fat    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I don't stand too close to the other people in a picture, in case I want to crop them out later    HTML BB Direct Link Share
You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Silence is Golden, except when coming from children...    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Strange new trend at the office    HTML BB Direct Link Share
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I got 99 chores and I ain't did one    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I don't want to fold my laundry so I'll restart my dryer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
Mostly I just sit around all day being fantastic    HTML BB Direct Link Share
I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied
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I'm just going to ask you a few questions    HTML BB Direct Link Share
My fantasy is having two men at once.. One cooking, one cleaning.    HTML BB Direct Link Share