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Not sure if liking a sad facebook status shows support or if it means I like their sadness    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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The tides have turned    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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We all know that you have at least one person you want to see jump on this    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Texting while driving KILLS    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Make yourself at home.. clean my kitchen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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It's about to get real    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No one invited me to the avengers    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I don't suffer form insanity. I enjoy every minute of it    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Problem solved    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Betty White    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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From a 1922 German Horror Movie, Only known from Spongebob    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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What's up sexy?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Quality Parenting    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Camping's a tradition in my family    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If you don't see why this is awesome, you can't enter my office    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm nacho friend. I never was    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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You read my doormat. That's enough social interaction for one day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Nothing to drink here    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Freshly washed ballerinas    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Oops    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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How babies will be born in the future    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the internet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If they used real beer-drinking men in the beer-drinking ads, no one would ever drink beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Grim reaper    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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My fantasy is having two men at once.. One cooking, one cleaning.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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gone drinking    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Drinking may cause memory loss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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100% of people who use statistics in casual conversations are annoying    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Calm down I don't know any tricks    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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alcohol is a solution    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Why have you trapped my people?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Just because you can't dance doesnt mean you shouldn't dance    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I want that bike    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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water tornado    HTML BB Direct Link Share