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You read my doormat. That's enough social interaction for one day    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Something you want. What you do to get it.    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Make yourself at home.. clean my kitchen    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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How babies will be born in the future    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the internet    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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If they used real beer-drinking men in the beer-drinking ads, no one would ever drink beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Laser cat    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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gone drinking    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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beer    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Valid or invalid    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Because sleeping-bags are too mainstream    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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No dogs    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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alcohol is a solution    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mexican Food    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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iz hidin. dont tellz    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Metal Detector    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Laser cat    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Would you like some vodka?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I'm against recycling    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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i found the vodka    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Drinking may cause memory loss    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Dancing Cats    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Bruce are you drunk?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Don't help.. take a picture    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Help    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Why is the rum gone?    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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in dog beers I've only had one    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Your bad day just started    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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I've located a wormhole    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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New facial scar in 3..2..1..    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Unemployment    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Cheap home theater    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Big head, Tiny Body    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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lets get a haircut she said    HTML BB Direct Link Share
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Mine    HTML BB Direct Link Share